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The Muskbox Makes the Most Ridiculous DeRosa Statement in a LONG History of...
Just last night, I was discussing the absurdity of the Mark DeRosa love that even the San Francisco Giants had for the scruffy utility dope. I was amazed at how the Giants pretended he was instrumental...
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The Muskbox Demands that Jaramillo LOOK IN A MIRROR!
Let it never again be said that the Muskbox doesn’t hold the Cubs accountable. That it’s just a bunch of corporate answers to silly questions from simpletons who will purchase tickets no matter how...
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Uncle Mike’s Friday BROWSing: The “I Forgot to Name This Edition” Edition
Two of my favorite movies, together at last.Ponder this. It’s the last BROWSing of the offseason. Whoa. It seems like only yesterday we were fighting over who would be starting at second base when the...
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The Muskbox Was on Hiatus, But Now It’s Back; And That’s the Most Interesting...
At the beginning of this week’s Muskbox, Carrie points out that the ‘Box has been on hiatus for a while. Now, I’m a man whose website, at this point, basically exists solely to mock the Muskbox, and...
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The Muskbox is Splitting Hairs and Contracts
Would you like to split a contract?The first Muskbox of the new year picks up right where the last Muskbox of the old year left off. In a world of confusion, unanswered questions, and broken promises....
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The Muskbox is Not Quite Dead Yet
I long for the days when the Muskbox was timely.Despite appearances, I’m not letting HJE die a slow death. In fact, I’m working on another facelift for the old girl, which will probably take longer...
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The Muskbox Is an Equal-Hand Opportunity Employer
Please tell me that's your LEFT hand.Growing up as a pure left-handed baseball player, my options on the field were limited. I was primarily a first baseman, though I did have my fair share of...
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That Thar Muskbox Swaps Lies Over Fifth-Inning Shit on a Shingle
Yes, Googling “shit on a shingle” was pretty nerve-wracking.This week’s Muskbox straight-facedly asks whether Alfonso Soriano should “sit a spell.” When I was in college, my dorm’s rector was from...
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The Muskbox Lights the Hartig-Signal
What’s that, up in the sky? Is it a bird? A plane? No, its…It’s been a while since we’ve gone Muskbox-diving. Did you miss it? Did you? What if the Muskbox disappeared forever, and all of our memories...
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The Best Bad Cubs Team of My Time: BN Geovany Soto
This was back before Soto discovered tweezers.A passing comment on Twitter has led to my next pet project. I’ve compiled a 25-man roster of the best bad Cubs of my time. Let me clarify a few things...
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